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Leo (July 23 – August 22)

  You will fall out of favor at church when, in an effort to cut carbs, you insist that your pastor let you skip the bread and double up on the wine during communion.

 

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Proof that Men Have Better Friends

Friendship among Women - A woman didn't come home one night.  The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.  The man called his wife's 10 best  friends.  None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men - A man didn't come home one night.  The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.

 

 

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"I saw the movie Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and I was surprised that I didn’t see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they’re crouching and hidden”.

Steve Martin, Comedian



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