Comedy Spotlight: President Bush

 

 

Comedy Spotlight: President Bush



President George W. Bushs two terms in office are about to come to an end, and its going to be a sad day for comedians whove feasted on him for going on eight years. Bushs verbal fumbles and intellectual shortcomings have made him an easy target. Here are a few highlights:

 

" I heard something interesting today. After he leaves office, George W. Bush is going to start a think tank. That's right; it's like Michael Vick opening an animal shelter. " -- David Letterman

 

"I dont know why everyone is so worried about having a woman or a black man or an old guy as president, because weve had a retarded one for the past eight years." - - Chris Rock

 

"After hearing the president's speech, Democrats in the Senate are seeking bipartisan support for a non-binding resolution opposing President Bush's deployment of his military escalation. In response, President Bush said, 'Huh?" --Conan O Brian


Press the play button ( > ) to see this video joke.

"A black C student cant even be the manager of Burger King. Meanwhile, a white C student just happens to be the President of the United States of America. - - Chris Rock

 

"President Bush announced that the federal deficit is actually $296 billion less than originally forecast. It's less, yeah. The president credits low unemployment, high job growth, and the fact that he did the math himself." --Conan O Brian

 

"A report card on Iraq shows progress on only eight of 18 areas. Eight out of 18. And, of course, President Bush is thrilled. That's the best report card he's ever got in his life. - - Jay Leno

 

"Congress has finally passed a bill that requires troops to start leaving Iraq. ... Bush has not had a challenge like this since Laura poured his Wild Turkey down the toilet. - - Bill Maher

 

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