Pisces ((February 19 – March 20)
In an effort to find true love you
buy a puppy. After two weeks of
soiling your best shoes and chewing up your furniture, the puppy runs off
with your best friend.
License to ill
A blonde woman was speeding down
the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police
officer, who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse
and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look
like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it
has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
I have opinions of my own – strong opinions
– but I don’t always agree with them”.
U.S. President, George Bush