Tiger Woods Jokes
On the Car Accident
"The police said when they got there, she was hovering over Tiger. Hovering is never good. You know who hovered? Mohammad Ali hovered when he knocked Sonny Listen out. "
Wanda Sykes, 2009
"Tiger Woods is so rich that he has lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one."
On Tiger's Extramarital Affairs
"How could Tiger cheat on his wife? She's a Swedish model who's a perfect 19. Thats a ten with a nine iron."
Jay Leno, 2009
"Researchers have found that 83% of children who watch tv regularly can recognize Tiger Woods if you show them his picture. That's good because he might be their father." - -
Conan O' Brien, 2009
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